How I stay cool despite having a few problems with my life

Hello readers.

As promised here is a post about how I stay cool despite having a few problems with my life.

I think the most important thing I do to stay cool is to give myself a strict genre and stick to it. I chose "Indie" because I understand it's pretty cool atm. To pull this move off I listened to the smiths on repeat for 3 and a half hours and bought some skinny jeans amongst other attire. Being at the forefront of fashion can be a risky business but my motto is "If Morrisey does it, you can do it"

Secondly, I have inspired those around me to use a nickname. I have suggested (and continue to suggest) the following:

• Pricey
• Smart Price
• Price Cream
• The Price is Right
• Asda Price
• Cool Price
• Price Drop
• Vanilla Price

The list goes on. If you have any suggestions message me and I'll add them to the list. Nicknames are incredibly important, just look at Dr Dre, Eminem, Hulk Hogan, The Fonz, The Yorkshire Ripper, The Hoff, Spiderman etc etc. All great people, all with nicknames.

Thirdly, I stay cool by frequently doing social excursions, yesterday I went to the pub. It was good weather so I sat outside with my pints. I don't like going to the bar often so I bought three at once, this does mean that the second and third pints are quite warm, but it's worth it to avoid gong to the bar so often.

It's important that when you're out you get some evidence so that people know you've been out. I was at the pub on my own so got some people on the table next to me to takes this:

That was my second pint and I was feeling pretty tipsy at this point lol.
When at the pub I make a point of doing little. I avoid reading the paper or talking to people too much so that I can maintain an air of mystery about me.

The pub is a great place to advertise my blog so i left a couple of flyers for Pricey's Place on the tables and put a poster up in both the mens and ladies toilets.

That's all for today. I hope you can take something from this post and in some way make yourselves a little bit cooler.

Next blog will be entitled " Why I think immigrants are good but also in some respects not good"

Yours, Price Cream

The election

As promised here is my post about who i think should have won the election.

A lot of people got confused about the recent election - "I'm confused about the recent election" they would say.

Well here's my thoughts, Labour.

On Tuesday I went to see "The disappearance of Alice Creed" - it was good. It's the story of a girl/young lady who gets kidnapped by two gays. The two gays plan to get a ransom for her so they can live in Brighton together.  There's a great scene where they're doing DIY, I felt I could identify with that because I occasionaly do DIY myself, here's a photo of a chair I made. It took the best part of three weeks and cost me £43 in materials/tools.



I hope you have enjoyed this blog, visit again soon, next blog will be entitled "How I stay cool despite having a few problems with my life"

Welcome to my blog!

For some time now I've been meaning to start a blog. I'm sick of people not hearing what I have to say.

I often stop and think, there are some stupid people who get heard all the time, and I here I am, of relatively high intelligence, still left in the dark, much like Descartes (before his death !).

This blog is going to act as a medium for my thoughts and theories.

I already have a few posts in mind.

Tommorow I shall write about who i think should have won the election and why.

Then I shall discuss immigration and what we should do about it.

After that I'll move on to what I think about video games and their effect on society.

I'll then continue to discuss current affairs as they arise, interspersed with some introspective posts about my feelings.

Anyone who knows me will be prepared for many lols along the way and tales of my drunken antics lolollollol :P

That's it for now, visit tomorrow to hear what I thought of the election.

Joe xx