Hello readers.As promised here is a post about how I stay cool despite having a few problems with my life.
I think the most important thing I do to stay cool is to give myself a strict genre and stick to it. I chose "Indie" because I understand it's pretty cool atm. To pull this move off I listened to the smiths on repeat for 3 and a half hours and bought some skinny jeans amongst other attire. Being at the forefront of fashion can be a risky business but my motto is "If Morrisey does it, you can do it"
Secondly, I have inspired those around me to use a nickname. I have suggested (and continue to suggest) the following:
- Pricey
- Smart Price
- Price Cream
- The Price is Right
- Asda Price
- Cool Price
- Price Drop
- Vanilla Price
The list goes on. If you have any suggestions message me and I'll add them to the list. Nicknames are incredibly important, just look at Dr Dre, Eminem, Hulk Hogan, The Fonz, The Yorkshire Ripper, The Hoff, Spiderman etc etc. All great people, all with nicknames.
Thirdly, I stay cool by frequently doing social excursions, yesterday I went to the pub. It was good weather so I sat outside with my pints. I don't like going to the bar often so I bought three at once, this does mean that the second and third pints are quite warm, but it's worth it to avoid gong to the bar so often.
That was my second pint and I was feeling pretty tipsy at this point lol.
When at the pub I make a point of doing little. I avoid reading the paper or talking to people too much so that I can maintain an air of mystery about me.
The pub is a great place to advertise my blog so i left a couple of flyers for Pricey's Place on the tables and put a poster up in both the mens and ladies toilets.
That's all for today. I hope you can take something from this post and in some way make yourselves a little bit cooler.
Next blog will be entitled " Why I think immigrants are good but also in some respects not good"
Yours, Price Cream
