Chill pill, that's all I'm saying.

Hello all,

My last blog has caused a huge amount of social upheaval, which I feel needs to be addressed promptly.

To recap, a young Priceling attempted to draw me in to a round of fisticuffs.

The reason I think this needs discussing is due to all of the conflicting accounts of events that are surfacing in the international media:

Regrettably there is no video of the event itself, however I found this to be a pretty accurate reconstruction wherein I am wearing a suave black outfit (topman ofc.).

I hope that this lays the matter to rest. I often pride myself on being unbiased and completely impartial about events, even when they concern myself.

Stay classy Pricediego